Breaking the Silence

If I have not heard from you, nor spoken to you in YEARS, please do not suddenly text me asking if you can stay in my 1BR/1BA tiny apt with your TWO KIDS...oh, and it's next week. On a work night. WHAT!? No. Bite my ass. How effing rude. I am blocking and deleting you from my life like I did after you never bothered to answer my email or phone calls years ago. Dumb b*tch. WTH. I hate people.